patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Abik December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy

“When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.” -Noel Miller

YOOOO let’s get Patrick Shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Bpete December 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.

“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”

by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022

Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 15, 2020

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023

Liam Patrick

Liam Patrick is one of the kindest guys I know everyday I hope I can talk to him but I get to scared and give up but he’s so beautiful and I wish he knew that he’s the sweetest most handsome man I have ever been granted the pleasure of being in the same room with

Girl 1- that guy is so cute
Girl 2- he’s such a Liam Patrick wish I could date him

by my one true love ❤️ May 25, 2023

Patrick

The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer

Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer

by Yeszn April 6, 2019