anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

Sent packing

make someone leave in a sudden or brisk way.

"the intrusive outsider is humiliated by the kids and sent packing by the mother"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

DISCORD PACKING

where two unemployed losers go on discord and spit the most unfunny jokes in humanity because their parents dont give them enough attention at home

example on discord packing is "your built like a AC130 ABOVE!!"

by jackolanternTVV July 5, 2025

Bike Packing

1. A form of self-supported adventure cycling where a person travels long distances by bike while carrying gear (usually in frame bags or backpacks), camping overnight in the wilderness. Think backpacking, but on two wheels.

2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.

Annalise said she was bike packing on the island, but I’m pretty sure her biggest hardship was forgetting the Netflix password at her lakeside Airbnb.

by CaptainJJ July 7, 2025

Ray Charles Packing

When your on a roadie and someone is packing a bowl of weed in the dark and can't see anything

David: Turn on the lights back here I can't see shit

Brady: Nah man too sketch

David: Come on bro I'm Ray Charles packing this shit

by dirtydave69zone December 30, 2011

reverse rosa parking

When someone is sitting on public transportation and they restlessly move from spot to spot in order to avoiding sitting close to strangers.

That lady had been reverse rosa parking for three stops now, I hope she doesn't end up near me.

by Alysonian December 27, 2013