Plumpkin

While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.

Dude, I totally gave Peyton Manning a plumpkin after the football game.

by Seahndi January 2, 2011

Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.

Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....

by Evil Santa October 18, 2010

Plumgician

an occupation where one is both a plumber and a magician. originally coined by bass player Hunter Burgan

Dude, I saw want to be a plumgician when I grow up. Ya know, fix the pipes and do a few magic tricks.

by Field Playa November 10, 2010

Plump and Firm

the desired effect of excess exercises targeting your ass. For example a toned gluteus maximus that still has a definite shape.

Those 400 meter lunge walks were killer, but at least i know im on my way to that plump and firm greatness.

by plumpandfirm June 3, 2011

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

plumclucker

A noun referring to someone who is an idiot.

Synonymous, and rhymes, with "dumbfucker."

Steve: "Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

Tom: "Hah! Did you think psychics were for real?! You're such a plumclucker!"

by madcraft January 26, 2012

Plummbers

Imitators of people who fix pipes.

Mike the plummbers was an imitation of Mikael the real plumber. Mike still made a better yearly salary than Mikael.

by ihavearealsalary February 21, 2012