Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025

noodles

getting with someone (hook up)

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about Charlie?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, he got noodles from Chloe."

by diggycheese12 November 4, 2020

Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie November 6, 2012

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup

(Noun) - Currency, Money.

A slang term used describe money.

Origin- Brooklyn, aka The trenches, aka the concrete Jungle.

"Its all about gettin' to that Chicken Noodle Soup, providing for your family."

"Yo I got mad Chicken Noodle, you already know whats up we got the henny on deck tonight."

by MarkyMarkSparkySpark June 12, 2018

Dumpling Noodles

Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"

"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023