Square

To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so

Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you

by Rabbbb September 17, 2017

square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

Squaring

When a person has sexual intercourse with someone with the same name as them.

“My names morgan”
“Wow my names morgan too we should have sex then it would be morgan squared”
“Okay let’s partake in the art of squaring”

by MCmorgan69 November 23, 2021

Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.

You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.

by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023

square realm

Haven for all internet nubs.

You're a nub, go to SR!

by ward March 20, 2004

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017