loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020

Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.

Wow simp Emily is back at it again.

by the answer to life April 16, 2020

uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

Charlotte simp

Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.

Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!

See Alexis over there? She is definitely a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

Simp runner

When a simp is flirting with a random girl on discord and she nopes the fuck out of the VC.

“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*

by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020

OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020

Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020