A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 21, 2019
jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
jess shave is cool
by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022
a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022
by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016
by Chazmataz pussydestroyer November 20, 2019
Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 31, 2018
"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
by r1l3y_p Insta January 30, 2021