Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.
by Capm28 May 03, 2021
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Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.
Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.
by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018
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horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan
by HorganHater October 23, 2017
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cum muffin

obama: i eat cum muffin
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Muffin Buffer

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
by CallieMuffin September 10, 2018
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crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man
by Benjamin Gunsmith September 07, 2021
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