Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Monkey Dollars

Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.

"You agency staff want money for nothing!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Hence; monkey dollars!"

by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005

Monkey Dunker

Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.

Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.

by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008

monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 11, 2010

monkey on the car

Fuck off

Hey bitch monkey on the car

by Jim69_69 April 4, 2017

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008