Porch Monkey

A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!

by Luvs2Spooge January 12, 2008

ghetto monkey

One who loves living in the ghetto. One who sits on the front portch, front lawn, sidewalk or gutter of the ghetto all day long. One who sits in a car, in the middle of the street and plays loud rap music at 1:00am in a broke down '81 impala from a 5,000 dollar sound system. One who thinks Jerry Springer is filming on their street 24/7. Or 9 out of 10 black men.

What the hell is that ghetto monkey doing out there?

by The ghettoest ghetto monkey March 19, 2004

Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

monkey mode

When someone outbreaks in anger and starts throwing their own poop everywhere.

Yea, my friend went into monkey mode yesterday. were still cleaning teh poop off the walls

by Slade March 27, 2004

dungeon monkey

A woman that easily gives up or trades sex for drugs.

" no class, broke ho, won't pass won't hold no cash cuz her cocaine stash. needs to run laps cuz her gut hangs out...dungeon monkey hoes no sluts in my town." (krazed - dungeon monkiez)

by neca June 23, 2006

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

northern monkey

Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003