bong monkey

1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.

2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend

1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.

2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?

by Darth Blazer January 4, 2008

Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

by Jamar February 13, 2004

northern monkey

a cheeky northern chappie

by Andy April 8, 2003

Porch Monkey

A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!

by Luvs2Spooge January 16, 2008

ghetto monkey

One who loves living in the ghetto. One who sits on the front portch, front lawn, sidewalk or gutter of the ghetto all day long. One who sits in a car, in the middle of the street and plays loud rap music at 1:00am in a broke down '81 impala from a 5,000 dollar sound system. One who thinks Jerry Springer is filming on their street 24/7. Or 9 out of 10 black men.

What the hell is that ghetto monkey doing out there?

by The ghettoest ghetto monkey March 18, 2004

Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

dungeon monkey

A woman that easily gives up or trades sex for drugs.

" no class, broke ho, won't pass won't hold no cash cuz her cocaine stash. needs to run laps cuz her gut hangs out...dungeon monkey hoes no sluts in my town." (krazed - dungeon monkiez)

by neca June 23, 2006