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Mass Textodus

The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.

Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.
I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!
by 2ndHandJoke December 25, 2010
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masscular

Being a massive human being while still maintaining an extremely toned and muscular physique.
Ty: So our fit test at Anytime Fitness is Wednesday at 7:00, right?

Trish: Yes....let's cancel! That personal trainer is way too masscular....I'm dreading our workout!

Ty: Word!
by TrishCM April 20, 2011
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Massage-gasm

When you a get a message so satisfying you have a literal orgasm.
The massage therapist hit all the right spots and left me with a massage-gasm. massage massage therapist massagegasmn
by finkmakesfunny December 15, 2011
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Mass deletion

Mass deletion is when a thot or decent looking female gets depressed and deletes all her instagram photos
Kyle-yo lad did you see julie commited a mass deletion today

Hamish- gosh dang it I need more material now
by Zacjfoxx August 14, 2019
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sneaker massage

n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.
1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.

2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.
by G. T. Fisher December 25, 2008
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aww mass

The exclaimation made when entering upon a situation of distress, used interchangably with mass fat
person one: Dammit the shield's annoying

person two: AWW MASS I just bump into one!!
by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008
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Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
by bearbax May 29, 2009
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