lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2013

Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Landseer

A big cocked peacock who gets all the ladies and has a huge six pack.

Landseer

by Caelan May 3, 2014

lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!

Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???

by Barbee_official June 18, 2014

Landetarian

Someone who does not eat fish or anything from the water. Only eats food from above water or on land.

"Sorry I don't eat fish. Im a landetarian"

by tombork August 7, 2014