The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 08, 2011
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013
by Chets Meaty Dildo December 04, 2021
where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.
and do.. yeah.
and then do the same thing the next day.
take them back to your cottage.
and do.. yeah.
and then do the same thing the next day.
by whootwhoot123 December 04, 2010
The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.
"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."
"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."
"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."
by bjorm February 23, 2019
Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.
by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018
Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.
You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.
You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!
Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.
You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!
Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
by B-Rob3000 March 01, 2011