Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.

I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.

by AndrewSh June 29, 2024

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason

Someone who like feet a little too much

“Dam bro I saw him slurp all the toe cheese off Sabrina at the club, he pulled a jason!”

by Yefan2002 April 14, 2022

Jason Rothenberg

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.

by secretsourse August 29, 2017

Jason Rodriguez

Jason Rodriguez has small PP, I would know

Jason Rodriguez has such a small pp

by DragonKing18500 July 5, 2022

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021