Jacob

A lying ass bitch, will destroy you mentally, sucks dick behind any girlfriends back, eats a guys ass, will lead you on for attention, has a small pp, short as hell

“Fuck it’s Jacob, run sis”

by sucksalot October 27, 2019

Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”

by Johnny Sanders January 21, 2020

Jacob

Autistic faggit who’s got no friends, sensitive as fuck and loves big nigga cock

Oi you cunt, stop being a Jacob

by Kilode August 28, 2019

jacob kim

I fat gay cunt that is autistic and has a big forehead.

Wow that guy is such a Jacob Kim.

by CruelMans January 25, 2019

Jacob Robinson

Jacob is a fat spotty clapped gremlin with a spastic dad

You’re such a clapped fuck you little Jacob Robinson

by badman dunno March 5, 2018

karl jacobs stan

ahaha hello LGBTQ community

girl 1: what are u watching?
karl jacobs stan: oh this streamer his name is karl jacob-
girl 1: are u a bisexual?
karl jacobs stan: yeah<3

by everythingistakenhelp March 7, 2021

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014