french spy

When kissing one's partner, one laughs in a stereotypical Frenchman chuckle and sneaks their tongue into the other's mouth.

"You better not French Spy me again, Andrew."

by Don Wahlburg November 02, 2017

french thunderbird

Champagne. Made popular by John Hodgeman in his third book, "That is All".

Garcon! Give me 2 bottles of your finest French thunderbird.

by bobo32 November 28, 2011

French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

french ghost

A scary ghost you know your afraid of him

The French Ghost has a curly mustache.

by joe c August 27, 2004

french dip

Tagging your girl in the brown eye while bending her over the toilet and shoving her face in it. If she wants it with "aus jus," she has to have dropped a log in the toilet beforehand.

Sally said she was feeling hungry for a "French Dip with Aus Jus." She broke up with me when she found out my version was much much different than hers.

by Simpth December 07, 2007