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optimum heat.
A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.
by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010
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Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.
You're hooked up with Emily?
by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016
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Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.
Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Hook

It is a slang word for a police officer used mostly in Detroit and the suburbs of Detroit..
Oh shit man you need to slow down there's a hook up there..

Fuck the hooks are behind us we're getting flicked..
by JoeyBoomBoom313 September 21, 2016
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Blue Hook

A political presidential map term that is used to describe how the democrats won the election in the western united states. If looked at on the 2020 presidential election result map, it represents a hook like shape. It was created when Arizona voted democrat in the 2020 presidential elections.

The term is a "spinoff" from a term used to describe the democratic party winning states between 1992 to 2012 by creating a so called "Blue Wall".

The "Blue Hook" is made of the states Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado. Colorado represents the tip of the hook, while Arizona representing the bottom arc of the hook.
person 1: Wow, Biden got Arizona surprisingly.

person 2: Yah, now it seems not only they have a blue wall almost back but look, they now even created a Blue Hook with Arizona.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.
"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."
by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009
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