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Gatch

Can be used differently depending on the situation. Meaning bad, annoying, silly, fun, or loud.
Ex: someone makes a joke

“Dude you’re pretty gatch lol”

Ex: someone is being bothersome

“Ugh that person is so gatch”

Ex: a person is shitfaced drunk

“ bro he’s gatch af rn”

Ex: someone is yelling loudly in your ear

“ he’s yelling all gatch in your ear “
by Killacastle15 January 16, 2024
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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gooch

fat ugly people that kill me in fortnite and or call of duty
"all these people are fat gooches!"
by slarpknut February 7, 2024
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gooch

DIVINA:" why are my hands red"

MARCUS: "cause you been diggin in that gooch"
by goochking00ch February 7, 2024
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Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.
Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.
by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023
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Gitche Gumee

Lake Superior as called in Gordon lightfoots song the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Bro: we’re going up to Gitche gumee to swim and party. bro2: awesome man let’s get going to Gitche gumee
by GooseTopgun86 November 30, 2023
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gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024
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