Dakota Garden

The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.

When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.

by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010

Campfield Gardens

A neighborhood in Pikesville in Baltimore County, Maryland. It's in 21207, not 21208 or 21209, giving many an excuse to say "That's NOT Pikesville." Literally the wrong side of the tracks. The census says it is part of Lochearn, but the real Lochearn didn't allow Jews to buy houses when it was built.

Campfield Gardens was one of the few mixed Jewish-Christian suburbs in Baltimore County. It became more Jewish and more working class after it was built in the 1950s, then mostly African-American in the 1970s.

People who didn't live in other parts of Pikesville thought it was a great neighborhood. If you tell someone now you are from there, and you lived there before 1975, they will say "Oh, when it was nice. " That is a not-so-thinly-veiled racist reference.

If you know Malvina Reynold's song about houses made of ticky-tacky,that's Campfield Gardens.

Campfield Gardens? Isn't that Lochearn? You live in Campfield Gardens? That's why your shoes are Thom McAn, not real Bass Weejuns.

by teacher's kid January 15, 2011

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 4, 2011

Advent Garden

The Advent Garden:

From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.

1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.

2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.

3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.

by SirPyschoSex=E August 7, 2012

emilee gardner

The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3

guy: dude look its emilee gardner

guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky

guy: IKR!!!!!!

by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014