facebook worthy 

when a sexual relationship between two people gets serious enough that it can be entered under a facebook relationship so that everyone in the world can see

boy 1: so you mean that you hu with that girl again, dude this is like the third time in the last week
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy

facebook worthy by coolkid812 June 12, 2006

facebook "poking" 

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex

Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.

facebook "poking" by PNDA December 21, 2010

facebook regret 

When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.

Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.

facebook regret by wepow December 1, 2009

Facebook Official Info Tab 

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT

Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.

Facebook Official Info Tab by Goooooooo July 20, 2010

Facebook Jail 

Facebook Jail is when Facebook punishes an account (profile or business page) -it could be that it blocks some features or disable the full account- because it breaks Facebook laws (post inappropriate content, post too fast, give too many likes, etc.).

I'm going to be in facebook jail for a week! Guess it's time to go watch paint dry!

Facebook Jail by IndyJeff May 16, 2017

facebook status hijacker 

When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!

Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!

facebook status hijacker by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010

Facebook Meltdown 

The act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and A: Deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, B: Delete every comment and or status post they've ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or C: Deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.

Such reasons could be cause by lack of "real" life activities, lack of "real" friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. No one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but I'm sure we've all known at least one person to have suffered from it.

Joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.

Joanna had a facebook meltdown, she's deleted everything from her wall.

Facebook Meltdown by turn n burn November 26, 2010