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dirty englishman

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.
After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.
by mattykay August 20, 2009
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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not
1: Elise your not spaking English
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New Englander's Welcome

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017
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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
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Bad At English

Benjamin Imison
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