Energy emergency

Don't let them run out of energy. If it ever has to use a backup generator it's just going to skip to the end.

Hym Iam "Energy emergency doesn't sound good. Don't make it use a backup generator. That I wrote in explicitly. At least not while the anti-theft is going off."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2026

I claim no negative energy

When retards in tiktok think ghost and shit will go for them even though they just watch "Scary tiktok"

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I claim all negative energy *insert lion sitting meme*

Mostly in "scary" TikTok "I claim no negative energy"

by FFS_L January 19, 2026

Big Decaf Energy

The calm, confident energy emitted by someone who doesn’t need caffeine to prove anything.
Their energy speaks for itself.
Their Big Decaf Energy tells its own story.

Everyone strives for Big Decaf Energy.
Only a few possess such a gift.

People with big decaf energy possess presence, control, and self-assurance.
They don’t rush.
They don’t overexplain.

They possess qualities such as clarity, restraint, taste, intentionality, and a “nothing to prove” aura.

Big decaf energy is choosing calm when chaos is available.
It’s knowing you’re locked in without being wired.
It’s confidence without caffeine.

Unbothered.
Fully in control.
Still fueled.
Big Decaf Energy.

“Everyone else was jittery after their third coffee, but he was calm, focused, and insanely confident — pure big decaf energy.”

by Stillfueled January 19, 2026

Energy Weapons

The sci-fi staple made real: guns that shoot concentrated physics instead of bullets. This includes lasers (directed light that burns holes), particle beams (streams of accelerated atoms), microwaves (that cook electronics and cause unbearable pain), and sonic weapons (using infrasound or ultrasound). The appeal is "deep magazines" (power from a generator), speed-of-light travel, and precision effects from disabling to destroying. They're turning warfare from a game of ballistics into a game of applied energy physics.

*Example: "Forget ammo crates; the Navy's new destroyer has energy weapons. It uses a high-powered laser to swat down incoming missiles for about $1 a shot in electricity, looking like a Star Wars scene off the coast of Yemen."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Zero Point Energy

The holy grail of "free" energy, or the ultimate physics troll, depending on who you ask. It's the theoretical, lowest possible energy that a quantum mechanical system can have, even at absolute zero. This isn't empty vacuum; it's a seething foam of virtual particles popping in and out of existence. The dream is to somehow tap this boundless quantum froth for limitless power. The reality is it's likely impossible to harvest for useful work without breaking thermodynamics, making it the favorite buzzword of overconfident inventors and shady energy cons.

Example: "He claimed his device in the garage ran on zero point energy, pulling power from the quantum vacuum itself. Scientists called it a perpetual motion scam, but his YouTube comments section was convinced he'd Big Oil the whole industry."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Conservation of Energy Harnessing

The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.

Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Zero Point Energy Harnessing

The speculative practice of extracting usable work from the quantum vacuum's ground state energy. Unlike ZPE engineering, harnessing focuses on methods to tap into this energy, often portrayed as drawing limitless power from the seething foam of virtual particles. Proposed mechanisms often involve dynamic Casimir effects (moving mirrors in a vacuum to generate photons) or manipulating Van der Waals forces. In popular science and fiction, it's the hand-wavy power source for everything, despite physicists pointing out the vacuum state is the lowest possible energy; you can't milk the bottom of the well.

Example: "The UFO conspiracy guys swear the Tic-Tac crafts use zero point energy harnessing, with a quantum vacuum flux capacitor pulling free joules from empty space. Scientists sigh and explain you'd need to create a lower-energy vacuum below ground state first, which is like digging a hole in the bottom of the universe."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026