Google Docs

1. A complete copy of Microsoft word that is free so IDC.
2. The Fortnite for writing software

MICROSOFT WORD - GIVE ME MONEY TO TYPE AND GET YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK DONE
GOOGLE DOCS - Share Docs? SURE Save automatically? SURE! Copy off of Word? SURE!

by tankpillow May 27, 2018

Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Docile

1. A conservative Asian female between the ages of 10-30 (though who can really tell?), preferably under 5'5", a virgin, pretty, so FOB she still smells of seaweed, unable to say 'no' in English, sings soothing hymns of mirth on command and does the bidding of her lord, and upon the snapping of her lord's fingers will sit upon the ground crosslegged, Indian-style.

2. One of the small Asian girls who live in the 4C community.

3. In reference to your significant other (gender/race unspecified).

Antonym: Hostile

1. "To procure a docile, one must nurture them. You gotta treat them nice."

2. "I am NOT a docile!"

3. "My docile and I have plans for this evening."

Antonym: "Your mom is a docile!"

by Docile in Distress March 14, 2010

docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of the partner's penis.

"Me and Miley Cyrus practise a lot of space docking cuz she has a large cheezy foreskin " ( as my aunt would say : "sometimes i dont have time to take a bath, so my dick smells like cheese" )

by the docking expert September 5, 2016

docking

As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.

Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.

by pw_ninja September 4, 2009

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

space docking

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010