arabian crotch welter

The act of having sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm you pull out a fully automatic air gun, putting it in there and firing it until she thoroughly notices it.

-extra points for hiding the gun and denying it!!

My bottom bitch is gonna be pissin' pellets for a week after I give her an Arabian crotch welter

by super lard cow March 4, 2011

sadie rotten crotch

An especially heinous female, characterized by flat-chested figure, marked deterioration of birdlike facial features, suspicious odor, and the mistaken impression that she can hang.

Did you see that chick Jay is dating? She's a real Sadie Rotten Crotch.

by mizter fuz April 11, 2005

sadie rotten crotch

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.

Dude, I've got the worse case of sadie rotten crotch, I'm walkin' like I just got off of cross country horse-back ride.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

strawberry poptart crotch

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

by asilanna December 5, 2009

crotch rocket

any motorcycle that is not classified as a Harley Davidson.

Set: "Look at that guy on that neon yellow crotch rocket"
Lila: "Yeah, he's a hottie"

by Lila & Set December 29, 2003

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

fire crotch

A kid with red pubic hairs.

Bj Darling has a raging fire crotch.

by Liacos4ever July 2, 2009