throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.

Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)

by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021

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fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 26, 2019

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ball crap

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namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community

*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves

by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021

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crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

by pseuzieq December 25, 2009

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Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

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