Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask

I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!

by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

by God dam it February 1, 2021

pre-COVID dream effect

The effect where pre-COVID era felt like a mere dream (or a trailer for our current life), as we're now 4 years into post-COVID era (as of 2026)

Ever since the pandemic, my memories from before COVID-19 pandemic feel like a distant memory, almost like a dream; I guess I’m experiencing that pre-COVID dream effect.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022