Coffee

Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.

Students on way to school.
Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question)
(Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?)
Student 2: .......
Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)

by Triple shot short black May 5, 2011

coffee snob

a person who thinks that STARBUCKS is the only coffee worth the beans it provides, anytime they come in contact with ANY OTHER type of coffee, they compare it to the BUCKS, no matter what!

guy-"hey how was the coffee there?"
girl-"it sucks, its not STARBUCKS!"
guy-"wow you are a coffee snob!"

by chefkev October 12, 2010

coffee drip

a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!

Look at that Coffee Drip holding up all those people.

by UG May 22, 2004

Coffeetea

A tea made from an infusion of coffee leaves. Differs from coffee bean coffee in that its taste is soothing, its acid level is low, it is caffeine free, and it has more antioxidants.

The sensory team said drinking Coffeetea was a very soothing experience.

The first beverage made from the coffee tree was Coffeetea -- centuries before the invention of coffee bean roasting.

by Stephan Dorlandt December 29, 2008

coffee challenge

a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.

During the coffee challenge with Mike, Sarah developed washboard abs from laughing a lot.

by its_storytime December 1, 2009

Coffeeholism

One who is addicted to the combination of Coffee and liqueur.

Dave Devartainian suffers from a acute case of Coffeeholism and may be refereed as a Coffeeholic

by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014

Coffee

The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.

Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!

by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015