chimacum

a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.

i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blowjob from a 6th grader.

by slutfacedhoebag November 28, 2010

chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

chimophyte

a plant that grows better in winter than in summer.

When winter sets in, the hillside is full of chimophytes.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

chimnasium

Where Santa works out in the off-season.

Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.

by Bum Stigity Bum January 26, 2011

Chimp

A monkey, not a chimpanzee in the Jaun

Look at that chimp, not chimpanzee.

by Mr.King September 5, 2013

Chimney Duster

When a woman wants anal but her significant other rather check and clean the anus before anal sex.

Jacob totally chimney dusted me last nigh, he's usually straight in there, said Haily.
So I was in bed with a Hooker and she said we should do anal, so I called a chimney duster to do the deed.

by puf777 February 13, 2015