Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Brooklyn Cellphone

Yelling out the window as loud as possible to talk to your neighbors or family on the block

"Dad left the house without his cellphone"
"he just left, you should still be able to tell him with your Brooklyn Cellphone"

by The noisy wrist November 18, 2019

A Celli

Having plans to do something but instead getting to drunk, blacking out, and abandoning those you call friend.

(Person 1) Damn thought Kyle was coming over?
(Person 2) Na apparently he went somewhere else blacking out and losing his phone
(Person 1) Damn, he pulled a Celli

by Youthoughtpoorag March 7, 2021

no cellphone day

A day where all children do not have their cellphones. Parents show this page for proof!! Hopefully on May 16 every parent will be granted a great day!!

For example: “Susie it is no cellphone day give me your iPhone”, proclaimed Mom and Dad.

by dogsareradladswhodance May 16, 2021

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Brain Cells

Southern street name for Adderall

Hey man, do you think you can spot me a few brain cells? I have test coming up.

by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021