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California Rag Doll

The act of breaking all the girls limbs and having sex with her in the most awkward positions.
Dude I put Melissa in the Hospital last night because I California Rag Dolled her last night!
by Aaron Mortician November 5, 2009
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Califorina Cheesesteak

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.

Heat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat. When hot add the oil, onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until caramelized, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Push off to 1 side of the griddle.

Add the meat (dead hooker) to the hot pan and cook, stirring and breaking up with the back of 2 metal spatulas, until almost no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Mix in the Sauteed vegetables. Top with cheese slices and melt. Spoon the cheesy meat (dead hooker) mixture into the warm buns and serve immediately with condiments of choice or Put the meat (dead hooker) in the bun and dip the spatula in the cheese whiz and then wipe the spatula down the inside of the bread.
A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SUN FOR 3 HOURS THEN SPEARD CHEESE ON HER VAG AND EAT IT. aka Califorina Cheesesteak
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capitol

when something is absolutely awesome and outrageously fantastic.
"Wow...that video is capitol!"
by {{.. gangsta ..}} January 1, 2009
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California

Personal homestate, with a cool governer but shitty everything else. Positive sterotypes fail to come through yet all negative sterotypes apply.
American #1: Let's nuke California.
Californian: But our chicks are hot and we surf and stuff.
Former Californian: First part is untrue, second part simply gives a better reason for the bombing. Nuke the shit.
Californian: But we're diverse.
American #2: Not like immigrants will stop coming in anyway.
General American Population: Nuke the shit.
Self-Hating Calfornians: Nuke the shit.
by Mike Ward November 16, 2004
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california

Adjective: used to describe people, things or actions that are not authentic.
1) Don't hug me if you're going to give me california hugs.

2) Yuck. This fat-free chicken tikka masala served on a bed of iceberg lettuce is so california-Indian.

3) Heh, don't you just love her new california nose?
by Blossom September 13, 2005
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California Corndog

When a man pulls out of a chick, dips his dick in some batter, then has the chick finish him off with a BJ.
My chick got the munchies, so instead of driving to McDonalds, i just gave her a California Corndog.
by T Dubb June 18, 2007
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California Roll

when driving, you anticipate a red light and slow down way before, so that by the time you reach it it's already green and you dont have to stop.

you're still moving, so its faster than racing up to it and then stopping. this is also great when you're poor and can't afford fuel to keep accelerating from zero.

if you're good you can stay in second or third gear
oh shit, that lights gone red
*slows down slightly*
no sweat, we'll california roll it
by ziggymarleynjg July 6, 2009
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