crack knocker 

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack

"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"

crack knocker by J_a_stunna September 29, 2006

Crack Floss 

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

Crack Floss by G-RED October 29, 2006

Crack one off in the dhansak 

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

Crack one off in the dhansak by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

crack-a-lackin 

lacking in crack; lacking in drugs

"Dude this partys crack-a-lackin"
"I know man... seriously. Where's all the dope?"

crack-a-lackin by shanaynay lewis April 23, 2006

crack baby 

baby who comes out a woman's ass

my brother is a crack baby.

crack baby by Double D February 11, 2004

crack-a-lack 

crystal or crank smoker who is easily amused by mainly anything and everything & spends most of their time finding more ridiculous & interesting things to do.

he was being a crack-a-lack yesterday while on the computer making up definitions for urban dictionary

crack-a-lack by Del September 23, 2004

crack on 

In the early 90s, somebody who was crackin' on meant they had smoked crack in order to do it. But today, you can crack on by causing a little mischief, getting some cracktails goin' on, and gettin' together witch jew homies. Yeah. Crack on!

Oooh, grrl, I want to go out and crack on tonight.

crack on by Steve O. July 26, 2004