Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 09, 2020

a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.

dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.

by edeninoctober January 09, 2021

COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.

I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 07, 2022

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 09, 2023

Covid 18

1. The epic sequel of covid 19.

2. A typo

1. Yo mans got covid 18

Bruh

2. Texting

I tested positive for covid 18

Is there a new virus i

dont know about?

19*.

Idiot

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021

Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18

by Beaglemaster69 April 17, 2022