A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

skinny ass bitch named coker by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

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jewcy cokes

A beverage consisting of Coke (or Diet Coke for the health conscious Jewcy chick) and sliced strawberries. You can improvise if necessary, but these ingredients are PURE Jewcy Coke. Can be enjoyed while watching Freaks and Geeks and eating chinese food; or even while grinding wit yo hoes.

"yo jewcy!"
"Say What?"
"Go make me some jewcy cokes slut bag!"
"Only if you put on the Freaks and Geeks"

jewcy cokes by Lizardo January 27, 2006

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Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

Hokey Cokey Merchant by Charles October 14, 2004

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cokemouth

Strange taste in your mouth after drinking a lot of cola

I have a serious cokemouth man.

cokemouth by Moekfiy January 21, 2015

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