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Candy Corning 

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.
Candy Corning by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Candy floss 

A thong bathing suit bottom worn by a rocket.
Boy, her candy flossed assed thong is sweet!
Candy floss by Das bin ich March 4, 2019

Siamese Candy 

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.
Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
Siamese Candy by Jared77 June 23, 2009

Fan Candy 

An edible gift sent to a company from a fan. Typically takes the form of nuts, chocolate or mixed treats. Employees are often hesistant to eat it at first but that hesistancy subsides once the afternoon snack cravings kick in.
Coworker 1: "Hey, I am going to run to the vending machines, you want anything"
Coworker 2: "Didn't you hear, someone sent us some fan candy! Why don't you just hit that?"
Coworker 1: "Ahhh, I don't know...what if they poisoned it or something?"
Coworker 2: "Relax, you are paranoid. They sent chocolate covered coffee beans and curried nuts. I've been eating them all afternoon!"
Fan Candy by fan_candy_fan January 28, 2010

Rare Candy Cheat

Rare candy cheat (or 'missingno'): When one repeatedly refreshes an internet page to boost their hits.
-Can't believe Tom's got more views for his channel then me. His vids suck.

- Yeah don't worry about it man, I heard he sat in his room all night using the rare candy cheat.

- Ah, that's pathetic
Rare Candy Cheat by RogNitro December 6, 2010

Lap Candy 

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.
Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.
Lap Candy by MGunner December 11, 2011