Boner Potential

Boner Potential or "BP" is a phrase used to describe a person who has the ability to give someone an erection.

1.) After putting on make up and a slutty outfit, Susan definitely had boner potential.

2.) Man 1: Did you see Helen today she looked so sexy.

Man 2: Oh yea, she has major boner potential!!!!!!

by DaveyPJ November 17, 2010

donor boner

when ur buddy has a chance with a super hot chick BUT she has a fat or ugly friend that will most definately cock block so u have to take one for the team {also known as wingman}.

Jason:yo I got a chance with that hot chick over there but I know her fat friend is gonna cock block me, so I need ur help.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty.

by Jason E. and Ed P. March 25, 2008

5 hour boner

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.

Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."

by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010

Stoner boner

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on

A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

by Who gives a toss? April 1, 2010

Reverse Boner

When you see something so tragic that you get the opposite of a boner.

Boner: Hot girl has a wardrobe malfunction.

Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.

by GloverX10 January 1, 2011

Boner

When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time

My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.

by JellyBelly87 September 23, 2006

Boner Saver

When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver

That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.

by Bud Hohle December 9, 2007