three-quarter-brother

1- Son of mother and of uncle (father's brother) simultaneously.
2- Son of father and of aunt (mother's sister) simultaneously.
3- Cousin and half-brother simultaneously.

Three-quarter-brother.

three-quarter-brother by Chupite November 20, 2024

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

2000s older brother core by wichkrft December 18, 2024

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil. by The motivated son of sparda October 22, 2025

My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.

Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."

My actual brother by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

I like you like a younger brother by anonymous March 9, 2023

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

Life span of a dumb brother by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023