African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.

Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

by Hamburbger June 12, 2021

apricottie.com

Will always be rank number 2 on the discord server. (P.s Cottie is swag and pog)

@stairs: *checks rank* @apricottie.com haha you're still rank number 2

@apricottie.com: IFUBBWJDIUGVWBBWJXB

by Candiess July 14, 2021

Africa

The Bane of ALL existence

I want to go to Africa
Y?

by Kings of the MEN October 20, 2021

Apricot Jimmy

To wank off a homless man with a handfull of apricot jam.

"did you hear? Sally gave that hobo an Apricot Jimmy for half a sandwich!

by MadHa77er November 2, 2021

african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows

Hey dad got any african moisturizer?

by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021