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criss angel

A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
by Yomima May 9, 2007
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Angel Fart

A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.
Guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart
by blaze511 November 6, 2010
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Angel's Peak

A term used in the trampling fetish community for the tip of a dick that has been trampled down to a long, flat triangular shape.
Comes from the old koan "how many angel's can dance on the head of a needle?", since the tip of an angel's peak would ideally be needle-sharp (although obviously in real life, this is impossible).
"It sucks that years of trampling have left me unable to feel anything in my Angel's Peak, but if I could do it all again, I would."
by piqued77 April 1, 2009
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Asshole Angels

A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.

Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
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Angel Baby

It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 5, 2020
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crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect
her ass was crafted by angels man!
by louster? December 10, 2009
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sale angel

Along the same lines as a parking angel - having uncanny luck with finding items on sale while out shopping.
When I noticed that both bottles of wine I wanted were marked down, I knew my sale angel was definitely working her magic.
by don'tWaitUp July 11, 2010
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