Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009

Scholars' Academy

the most overrated and boring school in NYC. the kids here don't even pass their test bc of the dumb teachers. Channel View and Waterside are better than them. all of the kids think they are the shat but they aren't. :)

and they are afraid of momo bc they are stupid

hey do you go to Scholars' Academy??

by the real shit!* February 28, 2019

The Mary Louis Academy

A Catholic school filled with wonderful positive girls.

Tina: Hey are you going to The Mary Louis Academy next year?
Amy: What's that?
Tina: Oh, it's an all girls catholic school, located in Jamaica.

by urban decoy June 24, 2019

Academic Decathlon

1) Making absurd or funny comments in the back of the class, and get a great response.
2) A competition wherein requires hours upon hours of studying
3) To spend hours writing a speech that you know will never be given to anyone outside of the classroom.
4) To be Ghetto

1) Jimmy's comment was so Academic Decathlon, the teacher even laughed.
2) Academic Decathlon can be a PAIN IN THE ASS, but I love the class.
3) I Academic Decathloned for about 6 months now. It sucks that all that work, and building myself up has come to absolutely nothing.
Hahaha.
4) AYE bee awl Academic Decathlon awn yoh izznazz ihf yoo downt bak awf.

by David Demola April 24, 2005

Saint Paul Academy

A private school in Saint Paul Minnesota known for its small size and tough academics. Also known as SPA, their mascot is the Spartan and their rivals are fellow Tri-Metro Conference members, The Blake School (Bears) and the Breck School (Mustangs). The students that go here are, for the majority, smart, financially well off,sensible, and white.

Saint Paul Academy is an academic powerhouse, with a lot more athletic potential than they are given credit for.

by DOMINATOR AF January 10, 2012

Thayer Academy

Tim Roche is playing D-1 baseball. And you must be going to another three years of high school or something.

High School Education = 4 years
Thayer Academy Hockey = 7 years

by The kid who likes popcorn January 24, 2005

Germantown Academy

Germantown Academy, better known as GA by other private school students in the greater Philadelphia area, or the Academy by students attending GA, is a Pre-K through 12 preparatory school. GA tries to be like the other private schools while maintaining its own individuality. Basicaly GA epicly fails at both. Recently GA has instituted a new dress code policy called GA GeAr which requires students to wear ugly polo shirts from lands end. Girls choose to pair their ugly polos with slutty skirts which undermine the entire dress code, while guys wear cargo shorts. GA students really enjoy being promiscuous and binge drinking. In the past few years GA has had many incidents with students getting alcohol poisoning at school events. GA students also enjoy smoking weed and occasionally engage in cocaine. GA students also enjoy cheating. Despite an honor code many students copy answers from each other during poorly monitored tests. Cheating is necessary because lots of students at GA aren't actually smart, they're just either rich or very athletic. Some students are actually smart but feel pressure to receive perfect grades in order to attend ivy league colleges and so they also engage in cheating. Students at GA are often very close with their teachers which can result in interesting classes, but also in can result in awkward situations as students and teachers have been known to have sexual feelings towards each other. One gym teacher goes as far as to engage in sexual relations with students once they have graduated. This is because students at GA are usually very good looking and never fat.

"I'm not actually very preppy or smart but I'll pretend to be both while I drink my cheap beer and plan how I will a) play in the next game or b) cheat on my next test because that's how we do at Germantown Academy"

by daisydaisy55 July 30, 2009