The American Guy rolled off his girlfriend after 20 seconds of pleasure, leaned over the nightstand to finish his Big Mac and washed it down with a warm beer he rested on his gut.
by Joe1035 August 25, 2008
Get the American Guymug. Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.
While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.
by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
Get the Purple-Americanmug. "Dude, I heard Mr. Woodcock gave his wife the original American Surprise"-
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"
by Afterliife April 17, 2009
Get the American Surprisemug. by NNAAZZIISsuck April 22, 2011
Get the American armymug. American Apparel is a horrible cock sucking brand that most teeny boppers sport to the movies or malls. They have whores for models and often show half naked chicks in sheer one pieces that no normal person would ever dream about wearing in public. Unfortunetly we have an entire generation of sluts and fags trying to pull off that same sheer one piece, without jeans, or a hoodie, or anything to coverup the disgusting horridness that is their unusually developed bodies. The world would be an amazing place if all the American Apparel factories were shut down.
American Apparel, and their leigion of followers can go shove their hideous clothes up an elephants rectum, then pull it back out and try to wear that into public. (Actually they probably would do that; disgusting freaks.)
by savanna banana June 24, 2009
Get the American Apparelmug. The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
"Nearly everything in America today — politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations — are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."
by vanderblick January 19, 2010
Get the American Jewsmug. A person who is half African-American, half Caucasian.
or
A person who has one Caucasian parent, one African-American parent.
or
A person who has one Caucasian parent, one African-American parent.
Lyle: "I ain't voting for Obama cus he's black".
Carlton: "No he isn't, he's white".
Al: "He's got a white mom and a black dad".
Jeb: "Well if he's half white, and half black, let's just call him a
Hafrican-American".
Carlton: "No he isn't, he's white".
Al: "He's got a white mom and a black dad".
Jeb: "Well if he's half white, and half black, let's just call him a
Hafrican-American".
by waste of time, get a life April 6, 2008
Get the Hafrican-Americanmug.