Albertico

Albertico is the nicest man/boy you will ever meet if you have ever meet an Albertico you know that they are the most respectful, kind hearted, smart, funny, and charming person you know and they are very sexy and attractive to others it’s like a wormhole or something when you fall in love it’s a never ending cycle of a waiting game with him that is one of his flaws out of the meany perfections Albertico has.

Girl 1- have you meet Albertico yet
Girl 2- no why
Girl 1- he is so nice and ho- never mind anyway.

by The stallion 2.0 November 30, 2021

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Alectheant

Alectheant is an amazing, dumb but hilarious mutual. They have incredibly funny content.

Person 1: who is Alectheant on tiktok?
Person 2: Alectheant is an incredibly funny tiktok creator

by Alecisbetterthanyou December 24, 2021

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022

Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022