the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
Get the texting turrets mug.Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
Get the Text Blitzkreig mug.1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007
Get the Text worthy mug.Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
Get the text courage mug.Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr March 10, 2011
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by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
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by Lee Daniels August 1, 2007
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