Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.
by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.
Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.
by Spanky888 September 3, 2023
Get the The Jasonmug. The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020
Get the Jasonmug.