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short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
by Stephauren November 9, 2013
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Bus stop tramp

No different than a regular tramp just this one has to wait at the bus stop so is picked up more often by local bachelor's FYI. Usually has a bad case of clamidea
That "bus stop tramp" never gets on the bus . bus stop tramp: hey you guys wanna give me a lift for ten smacks us: high fives
by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016
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Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd
by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023
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driving the tuna bus

the act of performing oral sex on a woman;

Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.
My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.
by busy monster December 30, 2018
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Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
by bawesomeb September 17, 2019
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Ginger Bus Driver

It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers
“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022
by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022
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Tijuana tour bus

Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.
Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load
by Clownfromptown December 30, 2018
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