Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

Giga Virgin

Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.

adolf is a giga virgin

by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Mouth Virginity

When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.

Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity

by THEMan01 April 15, 2018

Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.

At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!

by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014