Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 16, 2020
Get the Simp emilymug. by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020
Get the loyal simpmug. by skidd18 February 4, 2020
Get the uber simpmug. A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's SIMPmug. Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020
Get the Stealth Simpmug. OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*
by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020
Get the OJ Simpmug. Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.
Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!
Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!
by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021
Get the Charlotte simpmug.