grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand Slam

When you fuck six girls at once by sticking your dick in one girls, your tongue in another, and your hands and feet in the pussy of the four remaining girls. Note: there will be a lot of moaning and it will look like you have girls growing off of your limbs.

I just Grand Slammed the six hottest girls is school last night!

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

Grand

Someone you just love to vibe with. Always fun and tricky, this person is one of your favorites. He/She always appreciates you and you know for some reasons that you’ll like to smash and he/she too.

He’s my grand, I got goosebumps next to him

by Turfy_Cameron March 9, 2020

Grand Theft Auto

Grand theft auto (often shortened to GTA) appears to be a game with senseless murder and other violent crimes however it is far more. The developers clearly put a lot of thought into the game as you can see how things such as the in game culture and market change with what you do. You can sit there in a car and listen to the talk radio for hours with new content. The game raises some really important questions and asks if we as a society have trusted our social media influencers too much. It takes a look at this topic through the lense of 3 murderous psychopaths with wildly different backgrounds who all have problems with how modern society views our culture, our celebrities, and how we have fallen as a society. However regardless of what I have said some British woman named Karen will still brush the game off because “boo hoo people die” grow tf up Karen. It’s a great game suck one.

“Man Grand Theft Auto is such a misunderstood game”

by Catholicman1 June 17, 2022

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face

Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday

by Hdockboy May 30, 2023

Grand Theft Auto

1. Grand Theft Auto (or GTA for short) is a video game franchise made back in 1997. The newest game in the franchise is called "GTA The trilogy: definitive edition released in 2021.

2. Grand Theft Auto means to steal someone else's vehicle (specifically a car)

and it is unlawful, so PLEASE do not try this at home.

I played Grand Theft Auto 5.

Is that person doing Grand Theft Auto?

by ToolifyStudios August 4, 2022

Ariola Grande

A rather large nipple

Have you seen the Ariola Grandes on her? I thought they were novelty sombreros or something!

by El Dor March 5, 2025