there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

by cbruer December 3, 2009

this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

shitty shitty shit face

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.

1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

by Verb Style Urban August 20, 2006

Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.

Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker

by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018

triple stackin the shit

homie definition of triple chocolate fudge cake.

M: I've sent you a lovely recipe I found on the internet for a triple chocolate fudge cake you were thinking of making this weekend.

S: Pussy shit! For those who know it's not called triple chocolate fudge cake, it's called triple stackin the shit!

by Goldie Bernal March 18, 2010

your shits beat

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.

You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!

by doolinism January 20, 2011

blast shit knickers

the act of releasing small amounts of shit during the farting process

Johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants... did you blast shit knickers again?

by SOdeadAFTERschool September 2, 2010