Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

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zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.

My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!

by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012

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Zombie

The man in Florida who got high off of bath salts and devoured a mans face.

Zombie:
Hey, I don't know you.
And I might be crazy.
But I just smoked Bath Salts.
So, now your face looks tasty.;)

Innocent Bystander:

Oh shit.

by linarox123 December 13, 2012

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Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

by Furry Trout December 14, 2012

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Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.

Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!

by Maddriver March 15, 2013

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